Dragon-A-Day Online: Day 443: I Don’t Know What I’m Doing.

“I Don’t Know What I’m Doing Chili (a work in progress)”

  • 3 large plum tomatoes, chopped
  • 1 medium jalapeño, unseeded + 1 small jalapeño, seeded
  • 1 red + 1 green pepper
  • 1 small white onion (or ¼ of a large onion, which I actually used)
  • 1 can each: red kidney beans, black beans, corn, drained and rinsed
  • 1 lb ground turkey
  • 6 cloves garlic
  • 5 cups water
  • Dash of ketchup
  • Splash of white vinegar
  • 2 tsp olive oil
  • 1 2/3 tsp cumin
  • ½ tsp cayenne
  • 2 tsp oregano
  • Enough sea salt to fit in a cupped hand
  • Flour and/or cornmeal for consistency (see below)
  1. Boil tomatoes, garlic, oregano, cayenne and cumin for around 30 minutes. While that’s resolving chop the other stuff.
  2. Cook the onions, peppers and turkey. You don’t want to cook the turkey completely, but halfway through the turkey cooking, add the jalapeños.
  3. Combine everything in a large pot (hopefully the pot you started cooking the tomatoes in) and cook at very low heat for something like 2 hours. It’ll turn into a pretty watery mess (even though the 5 cups of water was barely enough to boil tomatoes in), so add corn meal and/or flour to thicken it until it’s less like soup. Ideally, you’d probably use cornstarch, as it’s a happy medium.

Having never worked with jalapeños, I didn’t really know how to cook them, or more correctly, I underestimated them. I do enjoy them, seeds and all, so I was unafraid to add them to the mix, but they ended up overpowering it more than I thought they would. In the future, I’d probably just use 1 unseeded jalapeño. I ate it over rice and enjoyed it enough, though I think it was mostly because I was ridiculously hungry at this point.

UPDATE: I had some for lunch on the day after, and it wasn’t as peppery. Might have been feeling literal heat as opposed to pepper-heat; I did kind of eat it as soon as I could shovel it into a bowl (see Ridiculous Hunger, above.)

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